I have returned to tumblr weeeeee~
the 50th was pretty weird
It’s fucking true if you youtube search “Doge meme” all the text goes to comic sans and some of it is different colours.
"I used to be a preschool teacher, but I got fired."
“Well, I decided that I wanted to have a socially conscious class. So we learned about apartheid in South Africa. Then we learned about homelessness. Then we made mother’s day cards for Trayvon Martin’s mom. And I think the principal decided that it was too much for three and four year olds, because she told me I wasn’t a ‘good fit.’ But honestly, I was just shining too bright for them. And now she’s going to see me on Humans of New York, and she’ll be sorry!”
Always reblog for genuinely good advice
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
Lorde VS. M.I.A. - Royal Planes. Sick mash-up and Maya retweeted our link last night. MP3 + our review here.
My favorite thing about songs getting really popular is all the AWESOME mashups I find on tumblr in the weeks following.
This is my favorite omg
How it must feel for non-persona fans today.
This is how I feel yes ugh